LAPTOP

There are so many hoops to jump through to unsubscribe. I want to hear a satisfying explosion sound when I click that button! Anyone else dislike being asked for your email or phone number whenever buying clothes?

Old Fridge

Here in Canada, we call refrigerators, the ‘fridge’, like in the UK. In some countries (the Philippines for example), they call it by a popular brand name, ‘Frigidaire’. Other examples of this are ‘Band-Aid’, ‘Xerox’, ‘Kleenex’. There are probably many many others. Think of more? Put it in the comments!

Handyman

Always been uncomfortable with electrical work. One wire looks the same as any other – who’s to know which has the ‘surprise’.

Driving

Independence of thought is great, but while driving? Perhaps not.

Algorithm

Algorithm has become a buzzword these days, but it is usually in reference to obtaining and keeping followers on social media.

Castle

I find most castles drafty and damp.

The Small Stuff

Do you focus on small, more managable fires, that can be stamped out than tending to the bonfire?

Bank Robbery

Rule no. 1 – make your intentions clear. A mask or balaclava is not always reliable these days.

Attention

Remember spitoons? The satisfying sound of a well-aimed stream. The humiliation of having it run down your freshly ironed denim shirt. 😂

Screams

Occasionally, a well-timed primal scream will do a power of good. Just not in an elevator, or at the mall.