A disrespectful comic, though I suspect I would take more heat if it were the American president. Some things you can’t make light of.
A disrespectful comic, though I suspect I would take more heat if it were the American president. Some things you can’t make light of.
That last line’s from the great Coen bros. film, Miller’s Crossing.
Ah schadenfreude – how would I fill my free time without you?
If only unsolicited phone calls elicited such excitement.
Last summer, there was so much smoke in the air that outdoor fun was out. This summer, most of our beaches are no-swim zones due to high coliform (poo) counts. Childhood memories of sharing bathwater with friends in England, very barbaric, I was usually third of four, the water a kinda translucent at that point. The last person might as well have a bath in the kitchen sink with the dirty dishes.
How soon would you crack under the penal system? I’d measure it in heartbeats – perhaps a dozen or so. I have been especially law-abiding these last few years – even more so, when police are in the vicinity, usually in a Tim Hortons.
I suppose this might have served as a short story, but then that might have proven challenging. Especially given my work-avoidance campaign where this blog is concerned. The attendants were quite common back in the day, usually in places like Vegas. You might get a spritzer of cologne, and your hands dried ponderously.
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Enjoy the weekend!